Scott Adams just did what he does best: expose the absurdity of modern politics with a straight face and a healthy dose of sarcasm. On a recent episode of his podcast, Adams proposed the creation of a brand-new government agency — the Department of Imaginary Concerns. Sounds ridiculous? That’s the point. But the more you think about it, the more you start to realize… this fictional department might actually be the most accurate reflection of what the Democrat Party obsesses over.
Department of Imaginary Concerns
Signal app drama has Scott Adams proposing a bold fix: a new gov’t dept to tackle all the wild, made-up fears swirling in Democrat minds. Genius or madness? You decide.
Imaginary Concerns like:
Climate change crisis
Russia collusion
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According to Adams, this new department could handle everything from climate change hysteria to the delusion that President Trump is a Russian asset bent on overthrowing “our sacred democracy.” You know, the usual lineup of fear-mongering topics that MSNBC treats like breaking news every single day. And let’s not forget the flavor of the week: the Signal app controversy. Yes, the one where Democrats are pretending that Trump officials talking about military strategy on a secure chat app is basically a felony. Because of course they are.
Adams joked that it would be hilarious if President Trump was asked about one of these fake crises and calmly replied, “We’ve referred that matter to the Department of Imaginary Concerns.” Honestly, that should be on a T-shirt. It’s the perfect response to the never-ending stream of nonsense Democrats cook up when they run out of actual policies to talk about — which, let’s be honest, happens every five minutes.
And speaking of nonsense, enter Rep. Gerry Connolly, the poster child for Beltway melodrama. He’s now demanding an investigation into Trump officials using Signal to discuss a pending airstrike. Oh no, a secure app was used to talk about national security! How dare they! Forget the unsecured email servers Hillary Clinton used to mishandle classified info — this is the real threat, according to Democrats. Please.
The media, of course, is eating it up like it’s a Watergate sequel. Never mind that Joe Biden can’t string together a coherent sentence without a teleprompter and just got caught actually mishandling classified documents. Nah, let’s go full Inspector Gadget on a group chat.
Scott Adams may be joking, but the Department of Imaginary Concerns might be the most honest thing Washington’s ever needed. Just picture the seal: a donkey wearing a tinfoil hat, clutching a climate report and a Mueller indictment. Perfect.
“Department of Imaginary Concerns”? I like that.
And Adam Schiff could be placed in charge of the department. He has a lot of imaginary concerns and the ability to create fictitious claims.