BREAKING: Robert Mueller Discovered Living in Memory Care Facility

Well, well, well—look who just got dragged back into the spotlight. Remember Robert Mueller? The guy who was trotted out in 2019 as the left’s last hope to nail President Trump on the whole “Russia collusion” hoax? Yeah, that guy. The same man who fumbled through a congressional hearing looking like he’d just been woken up from a five-year nap. Turns out the man who supposedly led one of the most consequential investigations in U.S. history may not have been running much of anything at all.

Now Mueller’s getting subpoenaed by House Oversight Chairman James Comer, and it’s about time. Comer just dropped a nuke on X (formerly Twitter), announcing a blockbuster list of subpoenas. Let’s just say it reads like the Deep State’s VIP guest list. Hillary and Bill Clinton, James Comey, Merrick Garland, Loretta Lynch, Eric Holder… and yes, Robert Mueller. Congress wants answers, and they want them under oath.

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Here’s the twist: according to investigative journalist Paul Sperry, Mueller is reportedly living in a “memory care” facility. The man who supposedly authored the 400-page Mueller Report is now being shielded by the “he doesn’t remember” defense. How convenient. It’s the oldest trick in the book when the walls start closing in—roll out the walker, fumble through your notes, and suddenly nobody can question your credibility. We’ve seen the playbook before: John Conyers, Dianne Feinstein, Joe Biden. And now, apparently, Robert Mueller.

NEW: House Oversight Committee has subpoenaed Robert Mueller to appear for a Sept. 2 deposition to provide details from an FBI investigation of Jeffrey Epstein from decades ago — even though sources tell me Mueller has been living in a memory-care facility for the past few years

— Paul Sperry (@paulsperry_) August 5, 2025

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To be fair, the signs were there back in 2019. Even Newsweek had to admit Mueller looked lost during his testimony. Fox News’ Mark Levin was more direct—he said Mueller showed signs of “onset dementia” and shouldn’t have been running anything, let alone a high-stakes investigation into a sitting President. The guy couldn’t even remember what was in his own report. And yet, we were all supposed to believe he was in control while Andrew Weissmann, a card-carrying liberal activist, did all the dirty work behind the scenes.

It’s all coming full circle now. Tulsi Gabbard, Pam Bondi, and Comer are peeling back the curtain on a decade-long cover-up, and it’s clear that Mueller’s role was never about justice. It was about creating a smokescreen, laundering false narratives, and protecting the Clinton machine. Now that he’s been subpoenaed, let’s see if the Democrats let him shuffle into Congress—or if the “he’s not mentally competent” excuse gets trotted out once again.

Either way, the Deep State’s firewall is cracking.