So, here’s a story guaranteed to send Democrats into a full-blown meltdown. Kristi Noem, now Secretary of Homeland Security under President Trump, just announced that the border wall is getting a new coat of paint. And not just any paint. Black. The reason? To weaponize the sun.
Noem explained during a press conference in Santa Teresa, New Mexico, that the decision came directly from President Trump himself. The logic is actually pretty straightforward, and frankly, kind of brilliant. Black absorbs heat. The hotter the wall gets, the harder it becomes to climb. Simple physics. Anyone who’s touched a black metal fence in July knows exactly what she’s talking about. Migrants trying to scale the wall? Good luck when it’s 110 degrees and the steel feels like a frying pan.
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem said the entire southern border wall will be painted black, so it will get hot in the sun and "make it even harder for people to climb."
"That is specifically at the request of the president." https://t.co/qI8d1pufoL pic.twitter.com/h5eFlLFVAp
— ABC News Politics (@ABCPolitics) August 19, 2025
Naturally, the Left is having a field day with this. Blue-check Twitter is in a tizzy. Journalists are fuming. Progressives are calling it cruel and unusual. But let’s be honest, would they prefer the wall be topped with concertina wire instead? Oh wait, they already complained about that too.
The outrage machine is in full gear, but if the roles were reversed and Biden had done this, the media would be calling it “innovative heat-based deterrence.” You know that’s true. But because it’s Trump and Noem, it’s suddenly “inhumane.” Please. We’ve already seen the chaos of an open border. Fentanyl flowing in. Human trafficking rings operating with impunity. Cartels treating the southern border like it’s a revolving door. At some point, the adults in the room have to take action.
Painting the wall black is a deterrent, not a punishment. It’s not designed to harm anyone. It’s meant to stop people from attempting to breach the border in the first place. You know, kind of like what a wall is supposed to do. And judging by the response from regular Americans on social media, people love this idea. It’s practical. It’s cost-effective. And it works with the laws of nature.
The truth is, the Left has no real solution for the border crisis because they don’t see it as a crisis. They’re more worried about offending someone than protecting citizens. President Trump and Kristi Noem are doing what Democrats refuse to do: enforce the law.
Paint the wall. Make it hot. Make it work.
Wonerful idea!
I applaud Kristi Noem. She has some great ideas at we should let her be. Illegal Immigrants shoud fry at the border anyway. Screw these bleeding heart, crocodile tears motherfuckers.