Well, the FBI and DOJ are back at it, even under the Trump administration, and they’re expecting the American people to just smile, nod, and swallow another spoonful of their “official narrative” about Jeffrey Epstein’s mysterious death. According to a new memo obtained by Axios, our beloved federal agencies have officially concluded that Epstein didn’t have a client list, wasn’t blackmailing powerful elites, and oh yeah, he definitely killed himself in that Manhattan jail cell back in August 2019. Case closed, everybody—nothing to see here.
If that sounds familiar, it’s because we’ve all been down this road before. Remember, this is the same Epstein story full of “coincidences” that make your head spin. The prison guards conveniently fell asleep, security cameras malfunctioned, surveillance footage was “accidentally destroyed,” and somehow a 6-foot-tall, 66-year-old man managed to hang himself with a bedsheet in a high-security federal facility—all while awaiting trial on s*x trafficking charges tied to some of the most powerful people on the planet.
But sure, the FBI says there’s nothing shady happening here, so we’re all supposed to just move along.
The memo, endorsed by FBI Director Kash Patel and Deputy Director Dan Bongino—two people conservatives once trusted—claims there’s no evidence Epstein kept a client list or used his connections for blackmail. That’s right, the guy flying billionaires, politicians, and royalty to his private island dubbed for decades apparently did it out of the kindness of his heart, not to leverage favors or collect dirt on his high-profile guests.
They also claim to have 11 hours of surveillance video proving no one entered Epstein’s cell the night he died. But forgive us if we’re a little skeptical, considering this is the same DOJ that somehow managed to misplace or “accidentally delete” surveillance footage in the past. Suddenly, they’ve got crystal-clear video that conveniently proves the official story? How convenient.
Oh, and don’t hold your breath waiting for the rest of Epstein’s records to be released. The memo makes it clear: no further disclosures are coming. Translation? The elites can rest easy. Their secrets stay buried.
Let’s be honest, most Americans aren’t buying this. The broken hyoid bone in Epstein’s neck? More consistent with strangulation. The missing security footage? Classic cover-up. But sure, we’ll just take the FBI’s word for it that there’s no client list and Epstein “definitely” killed himself. Nothing screams credibility like federal agencies telling us to trust them after years of political weaponization and cover-ups.
I’m calling bull I know it you know it we all know it there was a list but because Clinton and a whole bunch of other politicians was on it they made it disappear